Stockton wrote me a poem for Mother's Day.
It's called The Important Thing.
The Important Thing
The important thing about my mom is she is the bombmom.com
She tawte me alot of stuff.
She helps me thru things that are tough:
She comforts me.
She likes to ride bikes.
She never goes on a strike.
She makes good food.
She's always in a good mood.
The important thing about my mom is she is the bombmom.com
Stockton,
YOU ARE THE BOMB.
For real.
And I promise I'm gonna keep teaching you lots of things.
Like how to look cool riding a bike with big, fat tires and a wide grandma seat.
And how to cook a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I'm gonna teach you how to stay in a good mood even when you have three naughty boys who drag sand through your freshly cleaned house and dump their surfboards and towels on the living room floor then sit down on the couch to play xbox in their dripping wet swimsuits.
I'm gonna teach you not to go on strike.
No matter what.
And someday, if you're lucky...
I'm even gonna teach you how to spell.
Because I'm the bombmom.com.
And that's how I roll.